Help their trying to Kill me!

Ayude mi! M'aider! Help! I need some drugs, antibiotics or some perscriptions. Does anyone have any home remedies? I have been sick since getting the flu shot. I really am serious about this! Im not dying yet but I feel like shit. Yes, I feel like some one ran me over with something. Every week I have the sniffles or my allergies are going bonkers. wtf. I think I've been poisoned by the virus they shot in me. Maybe I had a bad batch. No, I don't think Im a hypocondriac. Im just fed of with feeling like this. I want to be back to my normal neurotic self. Maybe I'm still going through withdrawals from the coke. Oh and Yes, I've had of couple of relapses. I'm still trying though. Can I go to rehab for this? No, I don't think it's really necessary. Im no Amy Winehouse. But I say NO NO NO! to being sick lol.